Pittsburgh Fail

Bowling Alley

2011-12-01T14:14:00.000-08:00

Friday night in the burgh. What better way to show off one's gams than crudely fashioning a skirt out of a terrible towel. Fashion Gold.

South Side

2009-10-27T06:28:00.000-07:00

I heard a loud booming voice accosting a man wearing a Vikings jersey. When I turned to see the source of the drunken harassment, I saw: THIS GUY.

That mullet is real. As are my emotions upon seeing it.

Bear Fail

2009-10-05T07:37:00.000-07:00

Who owns a #$!&-ing "pet" bear honestly. Pretty sure the neighbor's report went something like this, "I don't know why he attacked her when all she was trying to do was put his Big Ben jersey on him"

and this was right near Ross park mall. I cant even imagine if that thing got loose and ran into Hot Topic.

I mean I feel bad that lady was killed, obviously but its just so absurd. It's like me saying I own this porcupine and them, "man I can't believe he stuck a Quill into my leg." Only its a damn bear and they can kill you.

Tattoo fail

2009-07-14T12:39:00.001-07:00

Hearse/ Hot tub Fail

2009-06-23T08:41:00.000-07:00

why why why. but regardless, great submission. Bravo Matt.

Spotted on the streets of the burgh. A hearse thats fashioned into a hot tub.

This is one of the crappiest things ever. Can't wait till they fill it with hose water from grandma's house and yinzers come out of it smelling like pennies and harboring some new disease. ughhh. fail.

p.s.

sorry I havent posted for a while...been really busy hanging outside of PF Changs trying to see a Penguin and also work's been busy.

Detroit Fail

2009-06-05T06:09:00.001-07:00

How could you even dare driving this into the Burgh. Just asking for trouble. Fail.

why are 10 year olds smoking and owning knives fail

2009-06-03T10:48:00.000-07:00

ugh. And why is this headline so bad?

Singing Fail

2009-06-03T10:45:00.000-07:00

Check out this youtube video and this "singing"

I knew from the Git-go....

2009-05-27T07:49:00.001-07:00

Lets go Pens. Yinzer lady says it best....

Carrick Fail

2009-05-27T07:35:00.000-07:00

Sigh, Sorry I havent posted for a while, I've been busy hand-knitting a blanky for the love child im trying to have with Evgeni Malkin. So all I really have to do is watch the news and there so much material I can just take my pick. Like this one for instance. I love when the woman says, " he chomped on my hand". Who abuses a cat, seriously? Life Fail.

On WPXI

Allderdice High School Fail

2009-05-20T08:49:00.000-07:00

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/19513364/detail.html

Pittsburgh Public Transportation fail

2009-05-19T05:53:00.000-07:00

OMG. why? why? why?

F-

Appetizer Fail

2009-05-14T14:09:00.000-07:00

One of the reasons I probably wouldn't eat one of these is because of how much they've been handled...

Ovechkin Fail 2

2009-05-14T08:40:00.001-07:00

Great Submission for today. Lets go Pens!

Point State Park Fail(s)

2009-05-13T10:39:00.000-07:00

WORST frisbee playing ever. Office women eating their lunches everywhere were snickering and pointing.

Point State Park Fail(s)

2009-05-13T10:29:00.000-07:00

This lady rolls up with her dog, whose fur was grey and had some sort of scab/skin disease all over him. He was like twitching and chewin' on his leash whenever she tried to "walk" him. He was pissed. Also, She had this bizarre, faded-from-the-sun apron snapped on him, really weird. Maybe to keep the UV rays off his gristly, crispy dog hide. not sure.

regardless, she stood straddling the dog like this for 10 minutes and like talking to it as if it were a human.

Point State Park fail

2009-05-13T10:25:00.001-07:00

The park was really busy today on account of how nice it was outside. There were 10 busloads of school children eating lunch a stone's throw from this hobo, who was sleeping right in the middle of the park in everyone's way. And what I'd like to know is WHERE was his Pen's jersey?!

awkward age/body fail

2009-05-12T07:11:00.000-07:00

I applaud the team spirit, I mean, no doubt. I just feel uncomfortable. I think its the braces.

"Oh my guuod, Sidney Crosby is so haught, we all want to take him for a date dahn Steak N' Shake and share a plate of chicken fingers, den go to the robinson mall, but mom won't let Sherry take the van with just her learner's permit"

Lion Rug Sale Fail

2009-05-11T08:45:00.000-07:00

We've all driven past this dude...and just kept on driving. With your windows down, you can catch the scent of musty rugs that are slightly faded from the sun, but still magestically depict wild animal scenes, native americans and/or steelers. Still damp from the inside of the van, these rugs are a luxurious bend of pure alpaca wool, woven with dream catcher yarn and broken dreams.

Some one HAS to buy these, right?

Business Name Fail

2009-05-11T08:43:00.000-07:00

Spotted on the Southside Friday night. terrible.

Wal Mart Suburban Fail

2009-05-11T06:45:00.000-07:00

This truck/car/swamp boat hybrid was spotted in the parking lot of a Wal Mart in the 412.

Here's a realistic Dialogue of what ensued when the family returned to their vehicle:

Dad: "Cody, git your seat belt on and quit da attitude"

Cody: "But, you said I could get a Nintendo DS next time we went to Wal Mart"

Dad: "Well that was before I blew the mortgage payment at Wheeling Daans de uder nite with your uncle Carl for the Kentucky Derby. You're just gonna have to suck it up and play wit dem pencils with the smileys on 'em the greeter handed you"

Worst name ever

2009-05-07T14:13:00.001-07:00

Ovechkin Fail

2009-05-07T14:10:00.000-07:00

get out of our tawn, jagoff.

GO PENS!

News Anchor Fail

2009-05-07T11:23:00.000-07:00

'nuff said. You don't mess with that car or those sneaks.

The Exchange Fail

2009-05-07T06:22:00.000-07:00

"Hey, yinz got Blades of Steel? Don't see it nowhere"

Southside Fail

2009-05-07T06:09:00.000-07:00

In the Southside this weekend, there was a guy playing an acoustic guitar for money. He was pretty good, playing original songs. This yinzer family walks by and the mom turns to her 14 year old son and says, " 'dat guy saaunds like dem Crash Dummies cd we got in the van. He's rully goud"

truck fail

2009-05-06T11:57:00.000-07:00

ugh. he totally went in there to buy one or all of these things: Turners iced tea, Kools, I-talian hoagie with hot pepper rings, mountain dew code red.

Beechview Fail/ Post Gazette

2009-05-06T11:24:00.000-07:00

Brother's basement fail

2009-05-06T11:00:00.000-07:00

WOW

2009-05-06T10:58:00.001-07:00

Fu Lai Fail

2009-05-06T10:37:00.000-07:00

with your choice of soup or pop...but never both or you will get a chinese star in your back.