South Side

I heard a loud booming voice accosting a man wearing a Vikings jersey. When I turned to see the source of the drunken harassment, I saw: THIS GUY.

That mullet is real. As are my emotions upon seeing it.

Bear Fail

Who owns a #$!&-ing "pet" bear honestly. Pretty sure the neighbor's report went something like this, "I don't know why he attacked her when all she was trying to do was put his Big Ben jersey on him"

and this was right near Ross park mall. I cant even imagine if that thing got loose and ran into Hot Topic. 

I mean I feel bad that lady was killed, obviously but its just so absurd. It's like me saying I own this porcupine and them, "man I can't believe he stuck a Quill into my leg."  Only its a damn bear and they can kill you.