Monday, May 11, 2009

Wal Mart Suburban Fail


This truck/car/swamp boat hybrid was spotted in the parking lot of a Wal Mart in the 412. 
Here's a realistic Dialogue of what ensued when the family returned to their vehicle:

Dad: "Cody, git your seat belt on and quit da attitude"
Cody: "But, you said I could get a Nintendo DS next time we went to Wal Mart"
Dad: "Well that was before I blew the mortgage payment at Wheeling Daans de uder nite with your uncle Carl for the Kentucky Derby. You're just gonna have to suck it up and play wit dem pencils with the smileys on 'em the greeter handed you"



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