Lets go Pens. Yinzer lady says it best....
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Carrick Fail
Sigh, Sorry I havent posted for a while, I've been busy hand-knitting a blanky for the love child im trying to have with Evgeni Malkin. So all I really have to do is watch the news and there so much material I can just take my pick. Like this one for instance. I love when the woman says, " he chomped on my hand". Who abuses a cat, seriously? Life Fail.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Appetizer Fail
One of the reasons I probably wouldn't eat one of these is because of how much they've been handled...
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Point State Park Fail(s)
WORST frisbee playing ever. Office women eating their lunches everywhere were snickering and pointing.
Point State Park Fail(s)
This lady rolls up with her dog, whose fur was grey and had some sort of scab/skin disease all over him. He was like twitching and chewin' on his leash whenever she tried to "walk" him. He was pissed. Also, She had this bizarre, faded-from-the-sun apron snapped on him, really weird. Maybe to keep the UV rays off his gristly, crispy dog hide. not sure.
regardless, she stood straddling the dog like this for 10 minutes and like talking to it as if it were a human.
Point State Park fail
The park was really busy today on account of how nice it was outside. There were 10 busloads of school children eating lunch a stone's throw from this hobo, who was sleeping right in the middle of the park in everyone's way. And what I'd like to know is WHERE was his Pen's jersey?!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
awkward age/body fail
I applaud the team spirit, I mean, no doubt. I just feel uncomfortable. I think its the braces.
"Oh my guuod, Sidney Crosby is so haught, we all want to take him for a date dahn Steak N' Shake and share a plate of chicken fingers, den go to the robinson mall, but mom won't let Sherry take the van with just her learner's permit"
Monday, May 11, 2009
Lion Rug Sale Fail
We've all driven past this dude...and just kept on driving. With your windows down, you can catch the scent of musty rugs that are slightly faded from the sun, but still magestically depict wild animal scenes, native americans and/or steelers. Still damp from the inside of the van, these rugs are a luxurious bend of pure alpaca wool, woven with dream catcher yarn and broken dreams.Some one HAS to buy these, right?
Wal Mart Suburban Fail
This truck/car/swamp boat hybrid was spotted in the parking lot of a Wal Mart in the 412. Here's a realistic Dialogue of what ensued when the family returned to their vehicle:
Dad: "Cody, git your seat belt on and quit da attitude"
Cody: "But, you said I could get a Nintendo DS next time we went to Wal Mart"
Dad: "Well that was before I blew the mortgage payment at Wheeling Daans de uder nite with your uncle Carl for the Kentucky Derby. You're just gonna have to suck it up and play wit dem pencils with the smileys on 'em the greeter handed you"
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Southside Fail
In the Southside this weekend, there was a guy playing an acoustic guitar for money. He was pretty good, playing original songs. This yinzer family walks by and the mom turns to her 14 year old son and says, " 'dat guy saaunds like dem Crash Dummies cd we got in the van. He's rully goud"
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
truck fail
ugh. he totally went in there to buy one or all of these things: Turners iced tea, Kools, I-talian hoagie with hot pepper rings, mountain dew code red.
Fu Lai Fail
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