Bowling Alley

Friday night in the burgh. What better way to show off one's gams than crudely fashioning a skirt out of a terrible towel. Fashion Gold.

South Side

I heard a loud booming voice accosting a man wearing a Vikings jersey. When I turned to see the source of the drunken harassment, I saw: THIS GUY.

That mullet is real. As are my emotions upon seeing it.

Bear Fail

Who owns a #$!&-ing "pet" bear honestly. Pretty sure the neighbor's report went something like this, "I don't know why he attacked her when all she was trying to do was put his Big Ben jersey on him"

and this was right near Ross park mall. I cant even imagine if that thing got loose and ran into Hot Topic. 

I mean I feel bad that lady was killed, obviously but its just so absurd. It's like me saying I own this porcupine and them, "man I can't believe he stuck a Quill into my leg."  Only its a damn bear and they can kill you. 

Tattoo fail

Hearse/ Hot tub Fail

why why why. but regardless, great submission. Bravo Matt.

Spotted on the streets of the burgh. A hearse thats fashioned into a hot tub. 

This is one of the crappiest things ever. Can't wait till they fill it with hose water from grandma's house and yinzers come out of it smelling like pennies and harboring some new disease. ughhh. fail.

p.s.

sorry I havent posted for a while...been really busy hanging outside of PF Changs trying to see a Penguin and also work's been busy.

Detroit Fail

How could you even dare driving this into the Burgh. Just asking for trouble. Fail. 

why are 10 year olds smoking and owning knives fail

ugh. And why is this headline so bad?